William Shakespeare, aka Wilm Shakp
Hometown: Warwickshire, England
Birthdate: April 26th, 1564 (Debatable)
Death: April 23rd, 1616
Height: 5 feet 6 inches
Relationship status: Married/Complicated
Hobbies: Living a double life: famous playwright in London and in Stratford a highly respected business and property owner.
Accomplishments: 37 plays and 154 sonnets, some say he translated the King James Bible but historians still debate this.
How to Speak Shakespeare
Hello - Good morrow sir/ malady
Goodbye - Farewell/ adieu
How goes it? - How fares my noble/ malady
I love you - Here my soul speak, of the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly at your service.
Listen up - Lend thine ear
Really?! - For goodness' sake
That's not good- We've seen better days
You went behind my back!- Et tu, Brute
Where are you?- Wherefore art thou
Come on and make it snappy- Brevity is the soul of wit
Don't tell anyone- Swear by my sword never to speak of this that you have heard
Expletives- whoreson ass, illiterate loiterer, wasp, peasant swain, wench, foolish knave, logger-headed unpolished grooms, heedless joltheads, unmannered slaves, and flap-dragon
by Ryan D. Friend